Rosemary's Baby
Year: 19??
Rated: R
Runtime: 90 minutes
Nudity: No, but Rosemary is raped by Satan ::gasp::
Gore: No one really dies



After two hours of watching a woman going through a troublesome nine months of carrying her child in her womb she finds out her husband, a struggling actor, has joined a cult and sacrificed their baby to the Devil to get his acting career kicked off.

The baby is shown for not even a split second, and it's hideous. But that was the climax of the entire film. Then it ends with the mom rocking the nasty ass baby. The first thing I would do is put that damn devil baby in the fucking microwave so it doesn't bite your damn nipples off with its razor teeth when you're breast feeding it.

Final Thoughts:

Some call it a classic. I call it crap.

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