Rosemary's Baby Year: 19??
Runtime: 90 minutes
Nudity: No, but Rosemary is raped by Satan ::gasp::
Gore: No one really dies
After two hours of watching a woman going through a troublesome nine months of carrying her child in her womb she finds out her husband, a struggling actor, has joined a cult and sacrificed their baby to the Devil to get his acting career kicked off.
The baby is shown for not even a split second, and it's hideous. But that was the climax of the entire film. Then it ends with the mom rocking the nasty ass baby. The first thing I would do is put that damn devil baby in the fucking microwave so it doesn't bite your damn nipples off with its razor teeth when you're breast feeding it.